My girlfriend just dumped me recently but I had been planning on it anyway. I was only pissed because she did it first so now I'm just trying to make her feel really bad about it. But also, before she dumped me I got a safety net girl. So the ex is aware of the new girl, but I just deny it and make myself look all sad and loyal but in reality I could care less and I'm totally fucking the new girl all the time.

I also cheated on the ex like three separate times.