Whoa! Total dirtbag!


Recently I developed what looked like a deep pimple on the ridge of my Willie’s head. I didn’t think much of it at first; I haven’t been with anyone for quite a long time... and got myself tested for VD after that last relationship.

A couple of nights ago while at a local show, I noticed it again while pissing (it was a little bigger) and this made me think about her more.

We did have quite a bit of unprotected sex towards the end... and thinking back about all the lies... she probably didn’t get tested as often as she said she did: plus I realized that the test really wouldn’t have looked for anything that wasn’t blood related.

Well I came across a different ex at this concert while leaving the bathroom, whom I haven’t seen since I broke up with her several years ago.

I dumped her after I found out she swiped all my sister’s CDs and multi-disc player from her car and tried to pass it off as someone else breaking in to the car. I later found a receipt in her checkbook that indicated most of the missing CDs was sold to a local music shop.

My sister took her to small claims court and lost, much to our surprise.

Anyway, here she is and we’re pretty drunk. She didn’t recognize me as much as I did her. She flirted with me and asked me my name and if had we met before. I lied, giving an alias and false story of a one night stand we once had.

After the show at a red light she got real freaky. I decided "fuck it". I popped the ’pimple’ in the dark with out her noticing. We got busy and I stuck it in her oozing.

We had a good time, especially me, while pissed people honked at us as they passed us after the light kept changing green.

Well, anyway that was what I imagined I would have done to her if she hadn’t actually remembered me and our past... and avoided me the whole rest of the show.